Here is one interaction that I spied the other day. I generally think it's tacky to narrate pets' and babies' unspoken thoughts. I'm going to do it anyway, and I promise I won't do it again:
C - Hi dog, are you going to eat me today?
R - Perhaps, you have fattened up nicely and you taste better each day.
R - Maybe we can work something else out... Shake on it?
R - Sigh.